Ep. 32 – “Expert Andrew Bowser Gives Advice

Brea and Zane graciously welcome Andrew Bowser (The Terror Twins Present, Bizarre States) as he answers questions from listeners – everything from twin expertise to crazy cats to other dimensional selves. It’s all there!

Ep. 31 – “Satan Wants to Date Me” with Natasha Chandel

Natasha Chandel (Mumbai Chopra) is being stalked by Satan. First in her dreams, now in real life. And it’s a huge bummer. Brea and Zane help! Also is pollution the best way to find aliens? All will be answered or revealed or whatever.

Ep. 30 – “Sex with Shaman Boyfriends” and Stephanie Pressman

It’s hard dating a shaman especially when they want to put on mask and have sex with you as a god. But Zane and Brea help Stephanie Pressman (Stalking LaVar) through this troublesome time! 

Ep. 29 – “Haunted Whole Foods with Stefan Hyphen-Straightman”

Stefan (host of the new SuperCreative show “You’re Welcome World”) is a white liberal man with a problem – his local Whole Foods is haunting him! Peanut butter monsters with conservative agendas and nazi aliens rule the day!

Ep. 28 – Raising the Dead with Amy Aniobi

Amy Aniobi (Silicon Valley, lisa and amy are black) has such a gift! She touched the love of her life and brought him back to life. Too bad if she touches him again, he’ll die. Plus: fluffers! Lonely Jeff reprises! And time bullet!

Ep. 27 – Anastasia Washington: Life As a Succubus is Hard

Anastasia Washington (Awkward Conversations Podcast) finds it’s hard to date when you’re a succubus and you’re constantly sucking out your boyfriend’s life force. Brea and Zane help! We talk in old timey voices! And Mantis Men!

Ep. 26 – Razzle and Hot Witches Next Door

Zane and Brea are really helpful when Razzle (Today We Learned Podcast) doesn’t know what to do with the hot but super loud and annoying witches next door. Nets? Spells? Ovens? You’ll have to listen to know!

Ep. 25 – Alison Haislip and the Unicorn Problem

Alison Haislip (Team Unicorn, Attack of the Show) really needs Zane and Brea’s help because she is being straight up stalked by a unicorn who is making a big mess in her yard. And Mystic Party! is obviously there to be a huge help. Also Jersey Devil!

Ep. 24 – Sean Keller and His Past Lives (that involve the ocean)

This week’s Mystic Party! includes Sean Keller (Rage, Broken Vows) and his mysterious problem that happens when he approaches a ship wreck. Zane and Brea help! A sailor and Freddy Mercury join! We also talk about bird-themed ways of fortune telling!

Ep. 23 – “Live Call In Marathon” (Mostly Ghostly)

Brea and Zane decide to do some pro bono work this week to help all of those in need of some cryptopsychological help. Lotsa ghost advice given! Jert calls! A new guy named Arthur calls! And more! (Featuring funny comedians Ricardo Cisneros, Sydney Steinberg, Scott McCambell, Katy Dolle, Kyle McGrath, BJ Emery, and Frank Myhero! And more!

Ep. 22 – “I Got an Aura Problem!” with Jimmy Aquino

Poor Jimmy (Comic News Insider Podcast) can’t catch a break when strippers and waitresses stop responding to his amazing aura. But Brea and Zane are helping with his lady problems! Also Russian dance tours and Beaver bucks!

Ep. 21 – “Todd Stashwick is a Crappy Psychic

Todd Stashwick (The Originals, The Riches) reaches out to Zane and Brea because he has lost his somewhat sketchy psychic abilities. Also talks of hammer deaths!

Ep. 20 – “Mermen and Moist Feelings” with Graham Skipper!

Graham Skipper (Almost Human, Re-Animator the Musical) is in desperate need of Brea and Zane’s help when he realizes a Cthulhu statue is slowly turning him into a Merman. A live psychic connection is made on the show! Plus singing, the woman in black, and the Ohio Grassman!

Ep. 19 – “A Nice Jack-in-the-Box” with Ryan Turek

Ryan Turek (ShockTillYouDrop.com, The Bloodcast) is concerned that he has a haunted jack-in-the-box. Only problem is that only nice things are happening to him! Brea and Zane Grant investigate as well as explore globsters, franken-penises, and ex-girlfriends.

Ep. 18 – “Jaded Hauntings” with Brian Collins

Brian Collins (BadAss Digest, Horror Movie a Day) has pretty much seen every horror movie ever so when a ghost tries to haunt him, he’s over it before it even starts. What will finally scare the horror master who has seen it all? Brea and Zane investigate!

Ep. 17 – “Vampires are Hot” with Rob Galluzzo

Poor Rob G (Icons of Fright, Killer POV Podcast) is dating a vampire who is hot, interesting, and…maybe not so bad after all. Zane and Kiki hash out their marriage issues. And we even talk about some important stuff like podcasting and Goatmen.

Ep. 16 – “Unicorn Tears” with Heidi Honeycutt

Heidi Honeycutt (MovieMaker, Etheria Film Night) bought a unicorn (which looks a lot like a goat…and makes goat noises) but can’t get it to cry so she can harvest its tears to make face cream. Brea and Zane help her navigate her lack of virginity, 13-year-old tampon use, and going to high school with famous people in one of the most offensive eps to date! 

Ep. 15 – “My Future Self Sucks” with David Blue

David Blue (Stargate Universe, Ugly Betty) is quite the predicament when his future self comes to live with him and does all the things a crappy roommate would do. Zane and Brea, of course, try to help him think of ways to kill himself off. Drinking yourself to death, ghost bees, and Zane’s weird accent all this week!

Ep. 14 – “I’m Totally a Werewolf” with Colton Dunn

Even though he shows no real signs of it, aside from eating hot dogs, Colton Dunn (Parks and Recreation, Hatchet 2) is really concerned that he is turning into a werewolf. He chats with Brea and Zane about the Minnesota Ice Man, rhinoceros problems, and locking your keys in your car…mystically.

Ep. 13 – “Alien Science Body Donation” with Not Alex Berg

When Alex Berg doesn’t show up to the Mystic Party!, Rog Dasani, a beach man, takes his place! Brea and Zane give him advice on how to donate his body to alien science while he explains to them the price of sandwiches and trunk butt. So enjoy that.

Ep. 12 – “Bigfoot Obsession” with Jordan Morris

Ever since Harry and the Hendersons, Jordan Morris (Jordan, Jesse, Go!) has wanted to be with a bigfoot…in a biblical way. Brea and Zane teach him how to attract a hairy mate. Also fish smells, maggot pies, and Ouiji boards!

Ep. 11 – “The Face of a Serial Killer” with Morgan Peter Brown

On this episode, Morgan Peter Brown (Oculus, Absentia) asks Zane and Brea’s advice on the woes of having the face of a serial killer. Proper party attire, Hilary Clinton clones and a podcast rivalry are discussed!

Ep. 10 – “Fairy Infestation” with Paula Rhodes

This week Brea and Zane Grant help Paula Rhodes (Elfquest, The New Adventures of Peter and Wendy) with the unfriendly inhabitants in her yard – a bunch of lowlife fairies. Also dildo disposal, cartoon voices, and how to know if you’re a psychic! 

Ep. 9 – “A Drunk Episode” with Beau Ryan

Brea and Zane Grant drink a little tequila while helping Beau Ryan ease his pain of seeing a pair of ghost legs. A rap battle and a sombrero are involved. 

Ep. 8 – “So You Want to Be a Zombie” with Helenna Santos

A surprise turn of events when Helenna Santos (Infected, Ms. in the Biz) joins Brea and Zane to talk about the zombie apocalypse but ends up confessing her true desires. Plus bashful Sasquatches!

 

Ep. 7 – “Car Problems” with Laura Ortiz

Laura Ortiz (Holliston) is somewhat interested in solving a problem involving her car, a ghost, and a love triangle not to be missed! Also a whale in NYC!

Ep. 6 – “Ghost Boners” with Jackson Stewart

Jackson Stewart (Supernatural, Invasion Roswell) is dying for Brea and Zane’s help when he falls in love with his dead friend’s wife…after his friend’s ghost uses his body for post-death sex of course! Plus inside tips on jackalopes, Kiki newsgirl and Mom questions! 

EP. 5 – “Homophobic Demonic Kitty” with Kit Williamson

Kit Williamson (Mad Men, Eastsiders) desperately wants Brea and Zane’s help with his gay-bashing cat. Wicked witches and breaking a lease due to a haunting, all while we charge Kit by the minute!” 

Ep. 4 – “Problems Owning Souls” with Zack Pearlman

Zack Pearlman (The Virginity Hit, Mulaney) wants Brea and Zane’s help on how to get rid of the 26 souls he won in a card game that he is now keeping in the soles of his shoes. Discussions of paranormal red heads and poop jokes make it a weird hour of fun!

Ep. 3 – “Phone Love” with Sandeep Parikh

Sandeep Parikh (The Guild, The Legend of Neil) begs for Brea and Zane’s help when he can’t get out of a relationship with his Ren-Faire-loving operating system. Personalities collide!

Ep. 2 – “Singing Spirit” with Brooke Seguin!

Brooke Seguin (writer/director of the Los Angeles hit 30 Minute Musicals) needs Brea and Zane’s help with a singing ghost that’s haunting her latest show, Transformers. We learn that Shia Lebeaof and ghost actors can both be equal pains in the butt.

Ep. 1 – “Abduction Boy” with Eric J. Stolze!

Eric J. Stolze (writer of geriatric werewolf horror hit Late Phases) seeks Brea and Zane’s psychiatric counsel to prepare for the emotional onslaught of his high school reunion. He’s worried that everyone just remembers him as the nerdy kid who got abducted by aliens at a rave. What would LBJ do?